January 2012
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10 Illegal Baby Names →
This is hilarious. People have WEIRD names for their children these days…
My favorite name that slipped through? “Number 16 Bus Shelter”.
Some poor kid in New Zealand is actually named Number 16 Bus Shelter.
I think I’ll name my firstborn “Number Four Privet Drive” and move to New Zealand so they can be BFF’s.
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December 2011
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November 2011
6 posts
“There is a difference between innocence and purity. Innocence is the...”
– Oswald Chambers (via briniloo)
Fresh Air Offices, 3:32 PM
Coworker: Guess what day it is?
Coworker 2: It's 11/11/11
Mel: It's National Corduroy Day.
Coworker: What?
Mel: It's the date that looks most like corduroy.
Coworker: That's ridiculous. That's crazy.
tumblr spam in my ask.
“Haha I found your blog…also I am secretly obsessed with you. And I think you like me too but you’re too shy to do anything but I am a manly man so that is why I am sending you this anonymous message. I got this idea from a tumblr spam I got once LOL IM SO SMART! Look up <my profile on a trashy sounding website while I complain about the link not working> and look at my...
October 2011
7 posts
Weeks.
One week from today = HAWAII! One whole week of island awesomeness and bestfriend wedding fun. Can’t wait.
Nine weeks after I get back = MARRIAGE. Yep, my marriage. Surprise, I’m gettin’ married, y’all!
(and just so you know…..everyone who tells you that once you’re engaged you’ll wish you could skip the entire engagement/wedding planning process and...
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“Unable are the Loved to die
For Love is Immortality,
Nay, it is Deity —
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– Emily Dickinson (via idealistically)
“(source: “Why Evangelicals Must Stand Up to Anti-Mormon Bigotry”)...”
– John Mark Reynolds - The Washington Post
(great article. good read.)
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“Divorce can’t be an option. With Jada, I stood up in front of God and...”
– Will Smith
September 2011
23 posts
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“I’m going to get myself some victory ice cream. Because I deserve it.”
– My nine year old brother.
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“Did you see this? It’s a coffin.”
“Umm…why do you want that?”
“So I can play videogames in it.”
“…”
“It comes with a TV.”
“That’s weird.”
“Yeah, it is.”
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“Love is never wasted, for its value does not rest upon reciprocity.”
– Neal A. Maxwell (via jeffersoncampbell)
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ENFP
Love to talk about what is going on in their lives
Will encourage their mates to grow
Need to feel encouragement
Don’t like to say it when their feelings are hurt
Tend to withdraw to process hurt feelings in private
Need to hear how much they mean to someone
Like spontaneous demonstrations of love and respect
Under stress: may have difficulty saying no and take on too many projects
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“To love means to open ourselves to the negative as well as the positive - to...”
– Rollo May
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“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose...”
– Roald Dahl (via.)
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"I have a hard question for you. Actually, several...
[actual conversation I had with my sister while trying to go to sleep one night. preserved thanks to the beauty of facebook statii and mobile apps on smartphones. circa March 2011]
Would you rather not be allowed to wear jeans for the rest of your life, or be forced to wear a long sleeve shirt everyday for the rest of your life?
Would you rather loose all of your eyelashes or all of your...
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“Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness.”
– Ayn Rand
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August 2011
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
iliketodisco:
hermione-ganja:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE...
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Quote of the day:
So I work with the sweetest, most kindhearted woman ever. She’s in her late fifties, and she is absolutely lovely!!! And she is also hilarious. It’s like a little episode of “I Love Lucy” everytime we work together :)
She usually starts stories with “You know what I should do?” and then goes on to list a recipe she should try, how she would use a certain...
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“Yeah, so people are all like “I’m having a Just Dance party!”...”
– approximate quote from my sister, Sarah, about the new phenomenon that is “Just Dance” during our conversation about how it is replacing “Rock Band” parties.